I’ve been at a funeral in Vermont all week! I don’t have time to be pandering to the masses to maintain my followers! I mean, there’s barely even internet here!
I’m not even mad.
I love them like one loves a child.
They were on sale for $14.99, and they have faux bois sides.
Why did no one tell me that headphones could be this amazing???
It’s like there’s a bass party in the middle of my brain.
He had a heart attack last night, and things are not looking good. She’s forever away in Vermont right now. I don’t know what to do for her.
She’s the oldest of five children, and the rest of the kids are still at home. She’ll most likely be staying home to help for quite some time regardless of whether or not he makes it, but she hates Vermont. I don’t know what to do for her.
Damn. Life is pretty murky.
The coach was a little embarrassed. She claims not to know how it got on there.
I was a little impressed. I love the Flight of the Conchords.
Mom kept picking out clothes for me but she wouldn’t look at the price before picking the stuff up.
I AM ON A LIMITED INCOME, MOTHER. I cannot afford all the fancy do-dads that you want for me, woman.
Plus, my grandmother gave me money for a haircut as a Christmas gift, but it was basically a way of telling me I look shitty.
Mom: What is going on here?
Me: I don’t know mom; people post weird stuff here.
Mom: WAIT. Is… is this YOUR site?
Me: Uhhh… I gotta go.