January 2011
33 posts
That awkward moment when you're talking shit about...
Lost a follower.
I’ve been at a funeral in Vermont all week! I don’t have time to be pandering to the masses to maintain my followers! I mean, there’s barely even internet here!
I’m not even mad.
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Headphones=LOVE.
I love them like one loves a child.
I bought my first pair of good headphones today.
They were on sale for $14.99, and they have faux bois sides.
Why did no one tell me that headphones could be this amazing???
It’s like there’s a bass party in the middle of my brain.
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The IT Crowd, Hey Arnold, Angry Beavers, and...
My roommate's father is dying.
He had a heart attack last night, and things are not looking good. She’s forever away in Vermont right now. I don’t know what to do for her.
She’s the oldest of five children, and the rest of the kids are still at home. She’ll most likely be staying home to help for quite some time regardless of whether or not he makes it, but she hates Vermont. I don’t know what to...
Somehow "Business Time" by Flight of the Conchords...
The coach was a little embarrassed. She claims not to know how it got on there.
I was a little impressed. I love the Flight of the Conchords.
Went to the mall today
Mom kept picking out clothes for me but she wouldn’t look at the price before picking the stuff up.
I AM ON A LIMITED INCOME, MOTHER. I cannot afford all the fancy do-dads that you want for me, woman.
Plus, my grandmother gave me money for a haircut as a Christmas gift, but it was basically a way of telling me I look shitty.
Mom found my tumblr.
Mom: What is going on here?
Me: I don’t know mom; people post weird stuff here.
Mom: WAIT. Is… is this YOUR site?
Me: Uhhh… I gotta go.
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In other news...
This is Ferdinand in the Christmas tree.
He had been missing for almost three weeks. He finally turned up stretched out across my little sister’s home-school desk like nothing had ever happened.
He makes me happy.
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Ignorance is infuriating for Christians too.
I have absolutely HAD IT with people belittling my faith here. Okay, I understand that many Christians are bigoted idiots who make life difficult for some people, but why can’t people see that those individuals are the ones who are CHOOSING to PERSONALLY be idiots and that there are so many of us out here just trying to live a peaceful life of peace and love.
Yes, many choose to interpret...
I love coming home to my sisters watching Dora the...
*Swiper the Fox appears on the Screen*
Emma (age 3): Swiper! You get out of here or I’ll bite you!
*Dora asks for help finding a star*
Sarah (age 8): DOOOOOORA! Can’t you do anything for yourself?? Are you helpless??
All my pets are dying.
Both my cats died in 2010 (one of old age and the other by way of speeding car), as did the gecko I got for my little sister. My snake is missing as my brother forgot to lock his cage, and it’s not looking likely we’ll see him again. My dog is old and arthritic, and the tortoise has a respiratory infection from the pet shop not taking care of her correctly. My one axolotl, Hector, is...
Reblog if you're a straight girl who thinks girls...
queercakes:
the-vurdering:
queercakes:
the-vurdering:
For serious, yo.
NO STRAIGHTIES ALLOWED ESPECIALLY YOU KATHLEEN. GET OUT
SCREW YOU I DO WHO I WANT. STAIGHTIES ARE ARE A RARE BREED AROUND THESE PARTS! TREASURE US WHILE WE STILL EXIST.
That awkward moment when you find out someone you...
and you want to smash their face in with a roman candle.
Reblog if you're a straight girl who thinks girls...
queercakes:
the-vurdering:
For serious, yo.
NO STRAIGHTIES ALLOWED ESPECIALLY YOU KATHLEEN. GET OUT
SCREW YOU I DO WHO I WANT. STAIGHTIES ARE ARE A RARE BREED AROUND THESE PARTS! TREASURE US WHILE WE STILL EXIST.
Reblog if you're a straight girl who thinks girls...
For serious, yo.
