No, seriously. How do you feel? I’m curious to know.
Cause I feel like dropping out of school and becoming a sleazy prostitute. So hopefully, you feel a bit better than that. If not, we should discuss our future prospects together. It could be fun, like, a party type deal.
Sooo… At the end of last semester someone stole an entire hand made pizza from my fridge. Ally and I had spent SO. FREAKING. LONG. slaving over that pizza and then within hours of our placing it ever so trustingly in the cooler, it was cruelly snatched from its chilly place of repose, never to be seen again.
I AM STILL UPSET ABOUT IT AND CANNOT BE CONSOLED.
Pizza thief? I will find you, you dirty scumbag. I will find you, and you will pay.
hey katie lee. I was thinking about telling all my followers to follow you because you are cool. But you should probably start being cool before i do that
Yeeeaaaaah, I should probably get to that. I’ve got a whole box of cool sitting on the top shelf of my pantry, but I haven’t broken into it yet. It may have gone bad by this point; I can smell it from here, and it smells like mayonnaise. I don’t think that’s a good sign.