this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

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  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

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windayy:

When you remember something embarrassing/painful from the past and you’re just like

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I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then. —  Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass  (via resolutewoman)

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

Step into my classroom to find the fountain of youth. 

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wickedclothes:

Solar System Necklace

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto are all included in this solar system necklace. Don’t hold the whole world in your hands. Hold the entire solar system around your neck. Hung on an 18” chain. Sold on Etsy.

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barebackinq:

When you tell a joke and make the whole class laugh

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As a teacher this a true x10000139191201010100

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wajtargaryen:

If you’re going to commit cannibalism, I’d rather you do it in the house.

this is officially my favourite fandom on tumblr

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