dajo42:

“i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me”

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

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immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

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aeridanus:
“Visited Frankfurt’s museum of natural history today for a few hours and they had this new Archaeopteryx model on display. It’s the most beautiful and convincing rendition I’ve seen so far, what a job!

aeridanus:

Visited Frankfurt’s museum of natural history today for a few hours and they had this new Archaeopteryx model on display. It’s the most beautiful and convincing rendition I’ve seen so far, what a job! <3

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farorescourage:

teathattast:

the holy grail

wrong

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im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

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kittymewface:

Time to feed my babies!

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thosewerethe90s:

callmekaters:

WISHBONE WAS SO LEGIT.

you know it

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greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

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daddyhole:

this year i was

  • trash

next year i hope to be

  • hella trash
  • possibly a trash king ?

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riversticks:

squandering-flibber:

I see this in screencap format all the time but I think it’s pretty much impossible to fully appreciate it without sound. 

full disclosure i don’t know shit about iasip and have never seen one bit of it with the exclusion of this video

anyway just watched this and i’m shocked because for some reason the vague ambient sounds, everyone’s expressions, the camera angles, the voice acting, the setting, it’s all making me think of cutscenes from ps1/early ps2 video games. i’m watching this and my mind is screaming that it’s some sort of silent hill sequel i never heard about. the atmosphere here is fucked up, heavy and cursed. frankly i can’t reconcile this with the vague knowledge that this show stars danny devito

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